Let’s face it: auto-replies are usually as dry as a Terms & Conditions page. But what if yours could actually make people smile instead of roll their eyes?
Whether you’re running a brand, a small business, or just a page with personality, here are 25 witty auto-reply messages for a Facebook Page that make silence sound clever.
1. “We’re currently busy being awesome. We’ll message back as soon as we can!”
Confident and cheeky — sets a fun tone from the start.
2. “Hey, thanks for the message! If this is urgent, scream into a pillow. If not, we’ll be with you shortly.”
A little dramatic, a lot memorable.
3. “We’re not ghosting you — we’re just away from the keyboard. BRB!”
Modern and relatable with Gen Z vibes.
4. “Message received. Our team of caffeinated squirrels is on it.”
Silly and adorable, perfect for playful brands.
5. “We saw your message and didn’t ignore it. That’s a win already, right?”
Lowkey sarcastic and very human.
6. “Currently out saving the world one comment at a time. We’ll be back shortly!”
Adds some superhero flair.
7. “Thanks for reaching out! We’ll reply faster than your crush ignores you.”
Savage and funny — proceed with caution.
8. “You’ve messaged a page with exceptional taste. We’ll get back to you soon.”
Flattery with a wink.
9. “We might be offline, but our love for your message is very real.”
Warm, witty, and genuine.
10. “This inbox is monitored by actual humans. We’ll reply once the caffeine kicks in.”
Relatable and real — especially for small businesses.
11. “Auto-replying like it’s 1999. We’ll get to you soon, promise!”
A throwback with personality.
12. “Thanks for messaging! We’re probably talking about how great you are right now.”
Friendly and flattering without trying too hard.
13. “We’re not ignoring you — we’re just lost in the reply jungle. Hold tight!”
Adds a fun sense of adventure.
14. “Congrats, your message has entered the queue of legends. We’ll be in touch soon.”
Makes every message feel epic.
15. “We’re away right now, but your message made our inbox prettier.”
Smooth and brand-friendly.
16. “Message received! Currently hunting for the perfect response gif.”
Great for meme-heavy or creative pages.
17. “You’ve reached us after hours, but we promise this isn’t a ghost town.”
Professional with just a hint of wit.
18. “Hi! We’re either sleeping, eating, or creating something awesome. We’ll reply ASAP!”
Shows you’re human without losing your cool.
19. “We’re currently experiencing high volumes of doing cool things. We’ll reply soon!”
Perfect for growing brands with a fun voice.
20. “Our reply is currently loading… 87%… 88%… hang tight!”
Techy and lighthearted.
21. “Thanks for messaging! If you’re looking for answers, we’re probably Googling them too.”
Humble, honest, and hilarious.
22. “You talk, we listen — eventually. Auto-reply now, human reply soon.”
Sets realistic expectations with humor.
23. “We’re away at the moment, but we swear we didn’t leave because of you.”
Playfully dramatic and self-aware.
24. “Your message is so important, we might frame it. Or at least reply.”
Elevates the moment with a wink.
25. “Welcome to our inbox! Replies are handcrafted and may take a minute.”
Stylish, boutique-friendly, and classy.
Pro Tip: Auto-replies don’t have to be robotic. Use your brand’s voice — whether that’s sassy, professional, quirky, or straight-up weird — and turn downtime into engagement time.