Get ready to up your game in the Call of Duty lobby, not just with your skills, but with your humor too!
We all know that a good roast can be just as satisfying as a well-executed strategy.
If you’re waiting for the next match or just caught in a hilarious crossfire of words, having a few clever roasts in your arsenal can really set the tone.
This list of 22 hilarious roasts is perfect for those moments when you want to add a dash of fun to the lobby chat. Let’s get right into it.
#1 – “Your aim is so bad you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat.”
- This roast humorously exaggerates someone’s aiming skills, or lack thereof, in a playful way.
#2 – “If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
- A witty way to poke fun at someone’s arrogance and perceived lack of smarts.
#3 – “You’re not a complete idiot, some parts are clearly missing.”
- A humorous jab suggesting that while they’re not entirely foolish, they’re not far off.
#4 – “You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.”
- A playful insult implying their presence in the game is as random and unwanted as a highway accident.
#5 – “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
- A clever retort to use when someone is confidently incorrect about something in the game.
#6 – “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.”
- Suggests that explaining game tactics to them would require extreme simplicity, like using crayons.
#7 – “You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
- Implies that their absence makes the gaming experience more enjoyable.
#8 – “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.”
- A witty way to comment on their lack of game knowledge or common sense.
#9 – “I guess you prove that even gods make mistakes sometimes.”
- A sarcastic remark on their overconfidence and subsequent failure in the game.
#10 – “You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.”
- A humorous way to suggest they’re not the sharpest tool in the shed.
#11 – “Are you always this stupid, or do you just show off when I’m around?”
- A playful insult about their intelligence, especially in your presence.
#12 – “Your gaming skills are like a black hole; not even light can escape from that level of darkness.”
- A creative way to roast their lack of skills in the game.
#13 – “It’s impossible to underestimate you.”
- Implies that no matter how low their abilities are estimated, they always manage to underperform.
#14 – “You have the perfect face for radio.”
- An old-school insult that humorously implies they’re not much to look at.
#15 – “You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
- Suggests their contributions in the game are pointless or ineffective.
#16 – “If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.”
- A funny way to say they’re not very bright.
#17 – “Don’t play hard to get when you’re hard to want.”
- A humorous roast about their desirability as a teammate.
#18 – “Your kills are like solar eclipses, rare and surprising.”
- Playfully highlights how infrequently they manage to take down an opponent.
#19 – “I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.”
- A quick-witted insult about their appearance or demeanor.
#20 – “I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.”
- A roast implying that thinking of them is akin to a mundane, unpleasant task.
#21 – “You’re as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.”
- Combines a comment on their intelligence (or lack thereof) with a nod to their stubbornness.
#22 – “You’re like a software update – whenever I see you, I think, ‘Not now.'”
- A relatable and funny way to say that their presence isn’t welcome or is inconvenient.