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22 Witty Roasts to Say When Someone Calls You a Monkey

February 1, 2024 by Kraig

Caught in the crosshairs of a playful insult? When someone throws the old ‘monkey’ jibe your way, it’s your time to shine with a comeback … Read more

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25 Funny Roasts to Say to Your Rival

January 31, 2024 by Kraig

Gearing up for a friendly showdown with your arch-nemesis? Nothing spices up a rivalry quite like a clever roast that’s equal parts witty and hilarious. … Read more

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23 Best “Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes” Roasts to Say

January 29, 2024 by Kraig

Looking for a witty comeback to those all-too-familiar “blonde hair, blue eyes” stereotypes? Well, you’ve landed in the right spot! Let’s face it, stereotypes can … Read more

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21 Hilarious Roasts to Say to Your Step Dad

January 25, 2024 by Kraig

Looking for a way to add a pinch of humor to your relationship with your stepdad? You’re in luck! We’ve cooked up a collection of … Read more

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27 Funny Roasts to Say to a Hockey Player

January 18, 2024 by Kraig

Get ready to break the ice with humor! When it comes to hockey, the game isn’t just about skill and speed – a bit of … Read more

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25 Witty Roasts to Say to Liverpool Fans

January 15, 2024 by Kraig

Are you ready for a playful banter session with Liverpool fans? Whether it’s a friendly jibe over a pint or a cheeky comment during match … Read more

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