In the laid-back world of stoners, where time seems to move just a little bit slower, there’s always room for some good-natured ribbing.
If you have a friend who’s always riding the high life, these 19 roasts are tailor-made for a few laughs.
From their unique take on culinary arts to their often too-chill demeanor, these playful jabs are perfect for poking fun at their cloud-wrapped lifestyle.
So, let’s light up the laughter and roll into these hilariously witty roasts that are sure to bring a smile to even the most mellow of stoners.
Get ready for some high-spirited humor!
#1 – “Your idea of a high score is not what we learned in math class.”
- Teasing about their different interpretation of ‘high scores’.
#2 – “You’re the only person I know who considers 4:20 a major life event.”
- A playful jab at how seriously they take the iconic stoner time.
#3 – “You have more rolling papers than a stationery store.”
- Exaggerating their collection of rolling papers.
#4 – “Your version of ‘going green’ is not what the environmentalists meant.”
- A humorous twist on the environmental slogan.
#5 – “You’ve got more ‘baked’ recipes than a pastry chef.”
- Teasing about their affinity for ‘baked’ goods.
#6 – “I’m not saying you’re a stoner, but even your dog looks high.”
- Suggesting that their stoner vibe is so strong it affects their pet.
#7 – “You think a ‘joint account’ is a place to stash your weed.”
- A pun on financial and cannabis terminology.
#8 – “You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.”
- Implying they’re often too high to remember basic tasks.
#9 – “You’ve mistaken your couch indent as a life achievement.”
- Teasing about the amount of time they spend lounging and smoking.
#10 – “Your favorite historical period is the ‘High’ Middle Ages.”
- A play on words linking their stoner habits to a historical era.
#11 – “Your idea of a productive day is cleaning your bong.”
- A humorous observation of their different productivity standards.
#12 – “You’re so chill, the fridge asked you for tips.”
- Complimenting their laid-back nature in a funny way.
#13 – “You don’t get ready, you get ‘rolled’ up.”
- A pun on their preparation routine.
#14 – “Your motto is ‘Stay high-drated’.”
- A play on words with ‘hydrated’ and ‘high’.
#15 – “You thought a potluck was BYOW (Bring Your Own Weed).”
- A misunderstanding of the term ‘potluck’.
#16 – “You thought a potluck was BYOW (Bring Your Own Weed).”
- Joking about their enhanced appetite.
#17 – “You’re the only person I know who does ‘weed’ends instead of weekends.”
- A pun on how they spend their leisure time.
#18 – “Your idea of a treasure hunt is finding where you hid your stash.”
- Teasing about their forgetfulness when high.
#19 – “You use your smoke alarm as a timer for baking.”
- A humorous suggestion about their unconventional cooking methods.
As we wrap up this collection of stoner roasts, remember that laughter is a key ingredient in any friendship, especially one that’s often in a haze of chill vibes and laid-back moments.
These roasts are a playful way to spice up conversations and bring some extra cheer to your circle.
Share them with a grin, knowing they’re all in the spirit of fun. Here’s to many more sessions filled with laughter, good company, and, of course, a few harmless jabs at our stoner pals.
Keep the jokes light, the laughter loud, and the good times rolling!