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funny stoner roasts

19 Seriously Funny Roasts to Say to a Stoner

December 6, 2023 by Kraig

In the laid-back world of stoners, where time seems to move just a little bit slower, there’s always room for some good-natured ribbing. If you … Read more

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funny double chin roasts

21 Super Funny Roasts to Say to Someone with a Double Chin

December 5, 2023 by Kraig

Double chins – they’re like natural scarves, right? In the world of friendly jests, even our chins aren’t off-limits. This article is all about embracing … Read more

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bald teacher roasts

22 Hilarious and Witty Roasts to Say to Your Bald Teacher

December 5, 2023 by Kraig

Baldness, often the subject of good-natured jests, can be a source of endless fun, especially when it comes to our beloved teachers. In this collection, … Read more

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16 Very Funny Roasts to Say to Someone with No Eyebrows

December 4, 2023 by Kraig

Eyebrows, or the lack thereof, can be a source of endless jests and playful banter. In the spirit of good-natured humor, we’ve compiled 16 rib-tickling … Read more

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23 Hilarious (and Witty) Roasts to Say to Your Inlaws

December 4, 2023 by Kraig

Navigating the world of in-laws can be a tricky dance, especially when it comes to humor. If you’ve ever found yourself at a family gathering, … Read more

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Witty Responses to A Stitch In Time Saves Nine

22 Witty Responses to “A Stitch In Time Saves Nine”

December 4, 2023 by Kraig

Have you ever been met with the old saying “A stitch in time saves nine” and wondered if there’s a more playful way to respond? … Read more

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