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22 Witty Roasts to Say When Someone Calls You a Monkey

February 1, 2024 by Kraig

Caught in the crosshairs of a playful insult? When someone throws the old ‘monkey’ jibe your way, it’s your time to shine with a comeback … Read more

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33 Best Phrases to Say Thank You to Your Doctor

January 31, 2024 by Kraig

Doctors are our unsung heroes, often working tirelessly to ensure our health and well-being. It’s crucial to acknowledge their dedication and express our gratitude, but … Read more

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21 Best Responses to “I Can’t Sleep” Text Message

January 31, 2024 by Kraig

Are you ever at a loss for words when someone texts you, “I can’t sleep”? It’s a common scenario, and finding the right response can … Read more

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25 Funny Roasts to Say to Your Rival

January 31, 2024 by Kraig

Gearing up for a friendly showdown with your arch-nemesis? Nothing spices up a rivalry quite like a clever roast that’s equal parts witty and hilarious. … Read more

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24 Best Responses to “God Bless You”

January 30, 2024 by Kraig

Have you ever been caught off-guard when someone says ‘God bless you’ after a sneeze and you’re not quite sure how to respond? You’re not … Read more

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32 Best Comebacks for When Someone Calls You Dumb

January 30, 2024 by Kraig

Finding yourself on the wrong end of a ‘dumb’ jibe can be a bit of a downer, right? It happens to the best of us. … Read more

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